| "If they speed up to let you side swipe them, the accident is your fault" In most places it is illegal to PURPOSELY speed up when someone is trying to pass you.
Sig begins here: ZEngineer: I just hope those exhaust tips aren't gonna give me a hard time going through the opening Aqualung: Do you have a pic of your rear? ZEngineer: Dude! That's just perverted! Aqualung: Holy Sh*t! What did I just say??? BigTDogg(MA): That car earns the owner a TON of trophies at shows I'm sure. It'll also earn him one jab to the testicles if I ever meet him in person.
Kenny: I got more rhymes than Azheat's mouth got dongs ZEngineer: If I ever wreck my car, and some jerkoff pulls that overused retarded joke on me, I'd release my frustration on him through an uppercut to the balls and say: "don't worry, a little bondo here and there and you balls will be like new again". |